Once upon a time, on a network that use to play music…

These lads won for something that is still not the best song ever.

And, then, all hell broke loose.

Jim Carrey looks better.
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This prince just saw Miley.

Drake’s too scared to look.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is perplexed.

Puffy’s experiment makes an appearance.

The royal court does not remember Danity Kane.

But, there is a reason to applaud.

Because we all like our fair Lady GaGa.

The only words known by the two wicked stepsisters.

Gaga is the girl you want to hang out with. Swift is the one you want to ignore.

And then…

But wait…Gaga’s bum comes across my screen.

Followed by, 1997 called- they are still not impressed.

Nothing shows the depressed state of the music industry more than goofballs getting excited over Nsync. No more great music out there.

— One Man Battalion (@FloridaDogg) August 26, 2013

Then

A moment of truth.

Just because he’s the best at the VMA’s,

does not make him the gold standard.

And they lived happily ever after listening to

The end.