1. An angel gets his wings.

2. Gisele Bundchen will blame everyone but her husband.

3. The entire nation, minus New England, cries.

4. Denver drinks akin to prohibition being lifted.

5. You take to Twitter, Facebook, and every other pointless website and laugh at the Patriot fans calling everyone “haters.”

6. You rejoice knowing this is the last time this season you will see this face.

7. Because after all, you’ve only been cheering for this one since his Volunteer days.

Happy championship weekend… for most of you at least.