Duffy. Brought to you daily. (Mostly.) You’re welcome.

“And you say, I never cook. The sheer lies! I cook, I slave. I can’t even eat chocolate, but I do it for you! You! And the thanks I get? Paparazzied! Do I look like a Kardashian! Did I marry Kanye? Do I have wizard hair?! Don’t you answer that last part! Don’t you dare…” King Duffy is not amused.