Ten Reasons the Miami Hurricanes Are Better Than You
★ We invented the word, Trailerhassee.
★ We have psychic gnomes.
★ We will punk Bobby Bowden.
★ We show advanced parenting skills.
★ We will troll your humble pie coach.
★ We will put our gang sign on your field.
★ We convert other teams.
★ We have God on our side.
★ We believe in a purpose driven life.
★ Even our enemies love us.
