PinWheel Procrastination: An Idiot Abroad
And you thought Friday mornings couldn’t get any better!
★ Astronauts blurred vision after months in space could hinder us going to Mars. Send out the robots!
★ Neutrinos clocked faster than light, but us nerds already knew that. We were just waiting for the proof!
★ Dear Amazon, you make billions of dollars and you can’t afford air conditioning? Sounds like Foxconn.
★ How Mark Davidson became the laughing stock of Twitter. Really, how hard is it to write your own cheesy tweets?
★ American Apparel does not like jokes or fat people.
★ Careful what you tweet, kids. This guy just lost his job at Microsoft.
★ Seven decades of British comedy. Ting Tong included!
★ Here why we need to abolish the electoral college and stick with the popular vote.
★ Facebook’s new timeline tells you who unfriended you. Now all we need is a dislike button.
★ Blockbuster streaming is not a Netlfix killer. At this point, nothing is.
★ Netflix’s Qwikster is less interesting than @Qwikster.
★ I call dibs on the falling satellite.
★ An Idiot Abroad and his hilarious adventures.
★ The best part of F8.
★ Barista’s “Starbucks Rant” song gets him fired. He should have changed his song lyrics to Dunkin Donuts.