Most days I wake up and I’ve gotten to the point where I just want to bypass the news. It’s just rhetoric. A spin cycle. Let’s get hyped up with a slant. Every channel has a slant. Left, right, or the sugar filled Food Network. I come from a place of science and proven theories. I just want the facts.

Today, America, you made me proud. You realize that when someone walks through the ER and can’t pay for it we, the taxpayers, will. And when the state taxes fall short to cover these expenses, the Feds borrow money from a place called China. I’m real proud. Proud because as my high school English teacher, Coach Davis, use to say, now you’re cooking with Crisco!