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Indian Girl Still Tweeting About Emmys

Her search history shows, she has no plans on letting go any time soon.

Well the 2014 Emmys are dunso, and if you’re Modern Family or Breaking Bad, you’ll be happy to know that the bag full of money and the kitty death threats-worked! You snagged gold!

A local Indian girl, who classifies herself as an aspiring cat photographer, still has her shrine up for Jon Hamm, even though the show is on hiatus. She has also taken to Tumblr to reblog every Don Draper gif the internet has to offer. Tied for his admiration, Frank UnderWood, from House of Cards.

“I will not let their loss die in vain!” She has tweeted in approximately forty five different sentences.

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“The world mourns with you!”

“Long live Betty Draper!”

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“Why is Lena Durham on this planet?!”

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“I love lamp.”

All samples from her online presence.

“Ty Burrell is funny but is he Louis CK funny? No. He’s not even, my cat, funny.”

No response yet from ABC’s PR department.

Her sentiment echoes much of the online’s community disdain for the same crappy shows winning year after year.

The Good Wife is better than Homeland? TO WHO? Network tv. What crazy cat girl fails to realize is that the Emmy’s aired on NBC. The host has a show on NBC. The awards went to a majority of shows on network tv- because people hate change. What the hell is Netflix?! They don’t even have commercials! You can’t watch it on analog television! Where’s their prime time line up?

But Miss Crazy Cat 2015 did have some positive things to say about the show.

“Gloria Prichett’s sketch was not sexist. It wasn’t hysterical, but it wasn’t sexist.”

She continues.

“They best part was the kiss! Elaine keeps getting funnier- and hotter. That doesn’t happen with age to the women on my Facebook page,” she posted on Twitter to avoid backlash.

“And Weird Al! Yes, he’s awesome. Neil Patrick Harris awesome. It’s the only time the Emmy’s wanted to acknowledge the internet and people below the age of forty.”

Her final prose. “I miss the days when network tv actually had something funny on.”

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