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House of Cards Marathon Canceled Over Spock’s Death

 
 

The Indian girl is upset.

“Not Leonard Nimoy! We’ve been having such a good week. Net neutrality, color blind people looking at dresses, llamagate…it can’t end this way. I have a House of Cards season 3 marathon to binge this weekend! Can I still do that knowing he’s dead? No, I can’t, that’s disrespectful. I consider myself half Vulcan. I even close my Youtube videos saying live long and prosper.”

A quick check of her Youtube does indeed confirm this.

“Why couldn’t God have taken all the Kardashians? The Jersey Shore kids are still alive. Even that Paris Hilton! I just don’t understand.”

It is a question the reporter is unable to answer.

“Spock made it cool to be smart. Do you know the kind of crap we got walking into AP Chemistry? And the fact that we played with imaginary light sabers?! All the cool people in high school are now townies that work at Best Buy. Us Trekkies left the island. I would go home after school and board the Enterprise. This kept me from creating voodoo spells on my classmates.”

This information has been substantiated from her Facebook.

“Frank Underwood will have to wait until next weekend. I’m spending this one with Spock.”

Finally something both the Indian girl and reporter can agree on.