“That picture needs no caption at all.”

Thanks, Captain Obvious. 1-7. Alemania advanced. No home team advantage here today, boys and girls.

While Brazil is heartbroken, Germany parties on.

Please find your nearest Brazilian and hug them. It was a painful 90 minutes to watch.

Fireworks going off outside of bar here in Rio. I looked like the homeless guy in 'Friday' running behind a car.

— Will Manso (@WillManso) July 8, 2014

How do you say blowout in german

— Corey Pickens (@Iammodelstatus) July 8, 2014

Viva la World Cup!