Tyrann Mathieu (Honey Badger) didnt get kicked off LSU. He got sent to the Magic as part of the Dwight Howard trade

— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 10, 2012

Saw that coming.

BREAKING: With the Dwight Howard trade official, the #NBA has been renamed the NLHA- National Lakers Heat Association

— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) August 10, 2012

Stop insulting the Heat. It’s the NHA.

Its still the question how bad is Dwight Howard’s back?

— 007 (@B_Foster704) August 10, 2012

Equally as bas as his attitude.

BREAKING: Dwight Howard trade has been held up. He is unsure if he should sign with a blue or black pen.

— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) August 10, 2012

He opted for a pencil with a huge eraser.

dwight howard looks ridiculous in a lakers jersey. matter fact EVERYBODY in a lakers jersey looks ridiculous! #OKC. #ThunderUP.

— Tiona Tyri(@tionatyri) August 10, 2012

*Drops mic, walks away.*

So with the Dwight Howard trade, nine of the 12 members of the 2008 USA Olympic team now play in Los Angeles, Miami, or New York.

— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) August 10, 2012

Uh-oh. Someone’s about to write a letter in comic sans.

Lebron, Wade & Bosh’s reaction to the Dwight Howard trade. .twtpics.com/P0NgC2

— Ghetto Translations™ (@GhettoEnglish) August 10, 2012

This is after they pulled themselves off the floor.

Dwight Howard trade includes Orlando moving the Epcot Center to LA as well

— The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN) August 10, 2012

You can have Goofy, but you’re not getting Epcot.

The Lakers should now trade Dwight Howard for Usain Bolt.

— Grandad Freeman (@GrandadJFreeman) August 10, 2012

Jamaica ends trade talks but open to a deal with Miss Cleo. Call me now.

BREAKING NEWS: DWIGHT HOWARD DEMANDS LAKERS TRADE HIM

— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) August 10, 2012

What is, things shorter than Kim Kardashians marriage?