Humor

Best of Shit the Internet Says

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve been missing the world’s greatest meme! Better than chocolate rain and better than piano cat! Because Youtube can suck 23 hours out of a day, I’ve spent the entire Sunday compiling the best of the sh*t series. You’re welcome!

 
 

★ The video that started it all. “Listen, listen, listen.”

 

★ “That’s Obama’s house.”

 

★ “Nick Cannon is dope.”

 

★ “Cricket got some good phones.”

 

★ Mom: “Unplugging the internet.” Daughter: “That’s the fax machine.”

 

★ “There’s a bitch over there wearing fur!”

 

★ “Twilight deserves an Oscar.”

 

★ “How do you HTML?”

 

★ “It’s Pandora for cats.”

 

★ “I’m like 80 percent raw.”

 

★ My personal favorite. “I love Slum Dog Millionaire!”

 

★ “I always cry during The Color Purple.”

 

★ “Is it bad to do black-face? Is that like a thing still?”

 

★ “I’ve been writing my screenplay for the past 5 years.”

 

★ “I’m just gonna go to FIU.”