Is Amazon Cart going to put Johnny Depp in a brown box and deliver him to my home? Are they? Are they? No? Then you fail, Amazon. You fail.

Personally, I have never had a great experience with Amazon. One, I worked for Bezos many years ago. He thinks he’s king of the world. Dude, it’s a webstore not a rocket- calm, yo-self. Two, Amazon has the worst customer experience. I refuse to give them my money after they attempt to use the worst form of delivery. Their free shipping makes USPS look like overnight express. However, someone is buying from them. I prefer smaller, independent websites that delivery my packages. But hey, that’s just me.