Maybe today is your birthday, maybe next week is your birthday, maybe you don’t celebrate birthdays. Either way, wanna hear me say birthday about forty times unnecessarily? Of course you do- and a very happy unbirthday, possible birthday to you! Is today your birthday or unbirthday? Ps: I’m still dizzy.
Birthdays:
Christian and Mikey– the twins.
Stracciatella
Mickela
Unbirthdays: the rest of us mofos.