I don’t do award shows, because let’s face it, they really are just three hour long commercials. Still, count me in for bad dresses and jokes. Throw me a double helping.

If a good comedian is hosting an award show you should watch. If two great comedians are hosting, you should illegally download their opening act and post it to your website.

Every one will watch for the Cosby joke but the best line is actually the Clooney one. Wait. For. It.