Happiest of Mother’s Days, and thanks for keeping us misfits out of trouble.
Duffy made me a Mother’s Day video. I am the lucky one here. Happy Mother’s Day! Hope you’re all laying in your mother’s lap having a happy day! Let me know how you spent Mother’s Day!
You couldn’t pay me to be a mother to a two legged child- at least not nine months from now. Or eighteen months from now. And more than likely, not even twenty-seven months from now.