The lies we’re told to protect muppets.
For you drunk party animals, this one’s for you. May your 2015 be as epic as Richard Simmons’ jazz hands.
It’s Thanksgiving time and I was promised PIE! Where is my PIE?! Did someone steal my pie? Is there some kind of epidemic? Is it stuck in the chimney? Find out on this episode of Dragon Ball Z! Happy Thanksgiving! What food did the Great Turkey bring you?
Here’s an example of when you say something funny and your boyfriend doesn’t laugh.
Men. Pfft.
That sweet tender moment, when your lover grabs your hand. That’s amore!
Duffy. Brought to you almost daily. You’re welcome.
Some people are up at the crack of darn working hard on a Sunday. You know those people. They’re the driving garbage trucks, brewing coffee, and running around the hospital. None of those people live in the apartment though. None. I’m half naked making coffee and this one is well… the picture speaks for itself.
Duffy. Brought to you daily. (Mostly.) You’re welcome.
I am no longer alowed to cut Duffy’s hair. Per the Duffster, “You are not and never will be Vidal Sasson.”
I not gonna lie, I was mildly hurt, but he tells no lies.
Duffy Responds to Dwight Howard and the Lakers