Nothing says happy Monday like someone pretending to post accomplishments that are goodbye Cleveland and hello L.A.

Here. Comes. Crazy.

Not, not gay-fish Kanye.

With his abbreviated pronouns and blatant disregard for tenses, Lebron makes The-Emperor-Has-No-Clothes-Kardashian, look sane.

The tweet was for me, you, Kyrie, Kevin Love, Dan Gilbert, Kobe Byrant, Michelle Obama, and everyone that isn’t Dwayne Wade and Samsung.

Lebron fans better start saving for those new jerseys.