It was Friday, so let’s take a shot! Playing catch up with VEDA and a pre Dan Le Batard talk, playing ketchup. I mean catch up. More like mustard with fried pickles. What is your drink of choice? Meaning, what should I drink next time?
A rant on YouTube’s copyright infringement! I had to redo a my Fourth of July Firework video because Youtube’s copyright system banned the video internationally, even though it was not monetized. I’ve even had video with my own pictures receive copyright notices. Unbeweavable! Have you ever had your video flagged by YouBoob? Let me know!
Transformer’s Age of Extinction is, um- something, government hates Autobots, something something, Marky Mark has a daughter. The end. Just kidding, but you didn’t really expect a plot?
Oh Michael Bay, you silly little man, you. Hollywood just keep throwing money at his camera because someone is watching these film. Why, I do not know. There is no Megan Fox in this version to help me attain some sort of glory of fitness. Shia Lebouf is out. We are left with Marky Mark who does his best to salvage the film and the Autobots who really are your only glimmer of hope.
Nicola Peltz is in the movie as Wahlberg’s daughter and her acting criticism seems unfair given the movie’s writing and directing. If her name sounds familiar maybe this rings a bell:
Post Michael Bay.
It’s a Michael Bay production and at this point you should only come for the action scenes- but even those at times were overly enhanced and bordered on the realm and pubescent. Why, yes, there is a Transformer riding a robot dinosaur, why do you ask?
Regardless, this movie will be one of the highest grossing of the year. Those that enjoyed the first installments will running to see it. Guys will go for it. The girls that date these guys will go for it. The girls that liked the first three will go for it. Some old couple that stumbles into the wrong theater will probably just suffer through, in silence.
If you want to see a good action film this summer, I still say Edge of Tomorrow should earn your money. Far better writing and acting. A fresh take on an older premise.
I came, I saw, and my childhood is still ruined!
Rating: 2.7 out of 5 Duffies.
I’m uploading my Think Like A Man Too review and I’ll be seeing Guardians of the Galaxy and Transformers this week. I also talk about Carmelo jumping ship! Weeee! What movie would you rather? Guardians of the Galaxy or the new Transformers? I give you my answer in the video! Live long and prosper my pumpkin pies!
Hello, children! Just a quick early morning vlog! I talk about going to see Think Like A Man 2 and Rover and why I stopped watching Game Of Thrones which I’m making a more detailed video on. Then I started talking about cordcutting and how I don’t pay for HBO, don’t tell the popo. Do you pay for HBO? If so why? Just the pure ease?
My Heatles lost so I sit here and contemplate how sad the world has become…did I mention that my Heat lost?! But at least I’m not a Knick or Lakers fan! Next up is the Dolphins and that is enough to make any sane person cry! Also will be seeing Transformers tomorrow! Let me know what you have been up to this week! Are you sad about the Heat? Do you care? Do you eat pizza for breakfast?!
If you are looking for the feel good comedy of the year- well then go see 21 Jump Street, because this movie is tissue time. I cried, I cried, and I even cried in this video. I wish I was joking, friends. Is it worth leaving the house for, does the love interest being her brother bother me, and does Duffy leave me for Hazel? Find out on this episode of Dragon Ball Z!
Good morning, children! Made a little vlog this morning about upcoming movies I’m going to see and then I went into a small rant about the 80s Transformers. I also think Duffy is cheating me. Someone. Send. Help! Let me know what you prefer, 80s animated Transformers for Michael Bay’s version? Ps: still not a booger picker. Live long and prosper!