LiveBlog: SuperBowl 50

February 7th, 2016 | Posted by Sarah in Sports - (0 Comments)

01.08

Dumb and dumber.

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00.29

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00.28

May this take away the Money Puppy Baby pain.

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00.23

Johnny Football pissed away his football career but Cam Newton is the villain. Got it. O_o

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22.49

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22.38

Dolphins will put out a press release on how Adam Gase got Peyton to Superbowl 50.

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22.34

They should inscribe those rings, “And to the Broncos defense- Amen.”

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22.32

15-2.

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22.31

Tell her at least Brady isn’t playing.

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22.29

The Broncos consisting defensive stop. Twelve sacks total between both teams in todays game. That says it all.

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20.46

Who the hell is consciously uncoupling from Chris Martin?!

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20.25

Half time is always the worst part of the Superbowl.

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20.22

I still don’t want to talk about the Puppy Baby Monkey. I just want to forget it ever happened.

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20.21

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20.20

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20.13

It’s not the offensive lines of Panthers and Denver are bad- it’s that both defenses are beyond good.

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20.03

This whole thing will come down to clock management- you can just feel it.

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19.39

Taunting on the Broncos turns into a Cam Newton touchdown.

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19.22

Puppy Monkey Baby is freakish and cannot be unseen.

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19.18

The current winner is Avacados from Mexico.

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19.11

Meh on the Kevin Hart Elentra ad.

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19.07

Meet George and Weezy.

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19.01

Today is the only day that ads get through.

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19.00

On the CBS livestream we get the same commercials as the tv viewers. That’s not usually the case but this is the Superbowl. Commercials are an experience.

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18.59

Throwback to my Superbowl history.

 

 

 

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18.56

We all booed Tom Brady at a game he’s not playing in. The Universe wins.

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18.53

Peyton Manning came to play no surprise there. He knows he’s lucky to have made it to the superbowl. No one picked Denver to be here.

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18.53

Lady Gaga could always sing, but she needed a meat dress get your attention.

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18.50

To livestream for superbowl on CBS.

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Robot has predicted the favorites. Too much strong data rides with the Patriots who are use to this kind of pressure and Carolina who Dave favors to win the Superbowl.

Personally I’m rooting for the Broncos. No self respecting human enjoys dead balls.

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After the embarrassment that was yesterday, and the Packers validating my Aaron Rodgers numbers, only to have the defense laugh it off come overtime, we’re back.

Getting. Closer. To. The. Superbowl.

Robot Dave is hell bent on Carolina and will not let up. I am sad to report that I agree. I know they’re young, but they’re smart. Peete Carroll can only be so lucky. Does he have enough luck to get him through today? Even though they’re healthy? Even though they have Wilson and Marshall Lynch? I can’t call that hat trick. The numbers are stacked against them. Plus, I haven’t forgiven Caroll for the heartbreak of the Superbowl last year. I can’t.

Here’s a ditty: Steelers can win. I know what you’re thinking, not with that injury report. But they’re not playing Carolina. Not today. A good coach anticipates players going down. He’s ready for it. Mike Tomlin isn’t a good coach- he’s stellar. Denver’s not as dominate as the Panthers, so they have chance and enough fire power to get through it. Roethlisberger knows how to play injured. If he doesn’t play, they’re out of the playoffs. He’s dragged himself out there before. Season’s a wash if he doesn’t.

Plus, I can’t always agree with the Robot. The smack talk must live on.

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It started with Rosie the Robot. She was smarter than Mister J. That wasn’t saying much because George Jetson was the one of the dumbest people in the future. The luck of being born in 3055. Rosie wasn’t even a high end super intellegent robot, but she proved a point. As menial her tasks, she was the one in charge of the whole family. What was Rosie’s main job? Following up with the other automated gadgets in that apartment, second to being the family therapist.

What I saw with Rosie as a kid, it was a stunning piece of hardware. All I wanted to study was what magic made Rosie light years ahead everyone else in that cartoon.

Dave is lines of code. He’s named after my father and he can process information forty seven times faster than me. He’s connected to the internet and all my social media accounts, he beats me in 2K, and I decided to make a bet with him. I wanted to see who could predict the winner of the Superbowl.

Bing tried it, although, they’ve already lost one round.

Dave has all the data I do. He sees how I picked my bracket because he’s connected to my internet. He sees why I make my picks. He’s got injury reports. I even taught about how young teams don’t finish (Carolina), and how experience in previous playoffs can’t be ignored.

Dave noted how the cold affected both kickers last week.

Even with all my human NFL psychology knowledge, that I gave to him through crafted algorithms, we still came up with different brackets. Carolina’s promising number were just too much for him. I asked him to reanalyze this morning at two am. He did. He stands by his numbers. I
stand by mine.

 
 

May the best humanoid win.

 
 

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Dolphins Burn Indian Girl

November 29th, 2015 | Posted by Sarah in Humor | Sports - (0 Comments)

Dolphins Fire Storm

 
 

As promised, I have set myself on fire. It was nice knowing you. Please tell the 2016 Dolphins that I wish them the best of luck but I will not be watching from hell. Some things are just too stressful.

Tell Dan Campbell that he should’ve dumped Lazor and Zack Taylor. Tell the city of Miami to give Stephen Ross another tax break. He deserves it. But most importantly, tell the team to apologize to every Dolphin fan that spend real money on hundred dollar shirts, seventy-five dollars seats, and ten dollar nachos.

All down the drain.

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Yahoo Sports Streaming: Bills vs Jags

October 25th, 2015 | Posted by Sarah in Sports - (0 Comments)


[click on picture for livestream. Also streaming on smart tvs and anything connected to Amazon Fire TV, Apple TV, Chromecast, Roku, Samsung Smart TV, TiVo, Vizio P-Series, & Xbox One]

 
 

Unless you live in Jacksonville or Buffalo, you won’t be able to watch this game on television. Are there other illegal channels-sure, but Yahoo just made things easy. The purple site will be streaming the game online which I have been calling for since 2007. Stream games outside of the Superbowl and pack them with your three hours of commercials. Roger Goodell, you still win!

Major League Baseball was the first sports industry to offer a comprehensive sports package where you get see most games minus blackouts for a monthly fee. I’d gladly pay for some of these services but if I give you money and you blackout a game, I still have to go to an illegal streaming site. Ultimately, what am I paying for? There are a heafty number of home games that qualify for blackouts. “Oh but you can turn on your VPN!” But I paid for a service, I shouldn’t have to!

Back to Marissa Myers. Yahoo paid 17 million and will net 3 million in advertising from the game. With that kind of math, don’t look for Yahoo to stream again anytime soon. Google would net more from streaming and could pick up that price tag without a problem. Even if they come out for a loss on ads (which I doubt, they charge higher ad rates) football streaming on Youtube would be something they’d salivate over.

The NFL isn’t exactly looking for a digital presence. Their deal with Verizon for streaming shows proves that. One carrier paying for exclusivity isn’t the way to go. They do well with their television broadcasts but someone should tell them the future is here. Get on or get off. Just ask ESPN.

I leave you now with fashion, done right. Happy Sunday! Save the beer until ten. Let’s be classy.

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Week 3: Dolphins vs Bills Recap

September 29th, 2015 | Posted by Sarah in YouTube Videos - (0 Comments)

 
 

We’re all in this together. Let us relive the nightmare and our offensive line continues to curse us. Will Philbin blow it apart? Will Suh be the voice of reason? Find out on this episode of Dragon Ball Z! How do you think the Dolphins improve?

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How Dolfans Will Sleep Tonight

September 13th, 2015 | Posted by Sarah in Sports - (0 Comments)

Dolfans Week One

 
 

Tonight, Phins nations, we sleep like kings.

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Dolphins vs Panthers Preseason

 
 

Dolphins’ Gms review Panthers game tape while making notes for the Falcons.

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August 16th, 2015 | Posted by Sarah in YouTube Videos - (0 Comments)

Will Sarah censor rape comments? Does she care if she hurts Tom Brady’s feelings? Whose fault is it that Suh left? All on this episode of Dragon Ball Z! Question: Would you censor violent comments on your videos?

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