What if I told you that the Cubs would win the world series, a young Laker team would beat the second greatest team in the world, and a woman will be president? Thirty for thirty presents…
Nothing says happy Monday like someone pretending to post accomplishments that are goodbye Cleveland and hello L.A.
Here. Comes. Crazy.
Not, not gay-fish Kanye.
With his abbreviated pronouns and blatant disregard for tenses, Lebron makes The-Emperor-Has-No-Clothes-Kardashian, look sane.
The tweet was for me, you, Kyrie, Kevin Love, Dan Gilbert, Kobe Byrant, Michelle Obama, and everyone that isn’t Dwayne Wade and Samsung.
Lebron fans better start saving for those new jerseys.
Somewhere, there’s a Miami Heat jersey that could’ve been mine. Apparently, Jim hates me, but he does win the award for gag gift of the year!
You want the real reason why the Laker’s organization passed on Phil Jackson? It has nothing to do with the fact that Jackson didn’t want to travel to away games or that he wanted a stake in ownership. Nope. None-of-that.
It all came down to a little tweet I sent out.
— SARAH RAMSINGH (@SarahRamsingh) November 9, 2012
The reason for my displeasure: I like Mike D’Antoni but dislike the Lakers. We can chalk this up to an east coast/west coast unfriendliness. Tupac and Biggie explain it much better than I can.
When no one is around, I secretly play my outdated version of NBA2k with the Knicks, just to have his coaching style. The thought of doing this with the Lakers is unbearable.
For now all I can say is, well played, Jim Buss, well played.
Time to make good on my tweet.
And you thought Friday mornings couldn’t get any better!
★ The question that baffled me all week: why, Imogen Thomas, why?
★ Guilty pleasure: blind gossip. Still, out with the names!
★ Best part about the Oprah Finale? The jokes.
★ Facebook is not your friend. Was this actually a question?
★ Everyone knows that The Onion is all humor, right? Wrong!
★ No one hates commercials more than I do, but, these always get played!
A Kia parody for bonus points.
The nerdy media center pc becomes main stream.
★ The best part of CNBC was Mark Haines (1946-2011). They don’t make ‘em like that anymore!
★ Scotty Pippen ignits a Twitter uprising. Somewhere, Michael Jordan is playing with his puppet strings.
Boston Celtics Chicago Bulls Miami Heat win the Eastern Conference Championship! Can’t wait to watch them play Kobe and Company the Mavericks.