Dalek

A Cow, A Dalek, and a algorithmic computer walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”

The Dalek responds, “You have a drink named Exterminate?!”

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Apple Commercial

June 17th, 2014 | Posted by Sarah in Humor | PureNerdism - (0 Comments)

This guy posted this comment online describing Macintosh computers. I’ve always said, leave the overpriced nonsense to the hipsters. Go forth, my smart ones, and build thy own pc with Linux. Amen.

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Books That Remind Me of Linday Lohan

April 13th, 2014 | Posted by Sarah in Humor | writing - (0 Comments)

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I know what you’re thinking. The only type of literature- and I use that word figuratively, when conjuring up thoughts of Lindsay Lohan, is that trashy aisle at the supermarket. Bear with me for a second- after all I have an article to write. What if she was a book?

Here’s the thing about Lohan- I secretly like her. Oh, not the same way I like Louisa May Alcott or anything. Heaven’s no. In the sense that I like her more than the Hilton, the Kardashian, and the anyone else who has turned a sex tape into reality series. She can act. Remember, The Parent Trap, which was such a faithful adaptation. Remember how charming she was? Here’s a girl who is the cash cow of the family, and here’s a family that makes Kris Jenner look like Claire Huxtable.

Without further ado!

Moby Dick- It’s an up and down roller coaster of emotion with her. She is our whale and we are Ahab trying to catch her and feed her vitamins and sunshine. This harpoon is full of Women’s Centrum, Lindsay! I promise!

Endless Love- Lohan is about thirty-five percent Jade (the book- not that god awful movie. Jade’s) been with men and women. Both her hetero and non-hetero love life has been just as crazy. Did Wilmer Valderama burn down Michael Lohan’s house? Well, I still say the book is better, but I will live and die by that line.

Gone with the Wind- I could definitely see Lohan screaming, “I won’t think of it now. I’ll think of it later when I can stand it.” Scarlett was hapless and put-off. She didn’t want to face reality when it came to the truth about Ashley Wilkes. Remind you of anyone? I’m waiting for our ginger to pull down some drapes, make a dress, and walk the red carpet.

Pride and Prejudice- One word for you: Lydia. The youngest Bennet sister was impulsive, defiant, and careless. Same as our starlet’s OWN television show. I could see a journalist in the 19th century going to Wickham’s cottage and doing an interview with Lydia disheveled. She would probably talk about how smart she is and how fortunate she is to have found a husband.

The Bible- Just kidding. Although…

I can’t be the only lunatic with these visions of sugar plums dancing in my head? What book does Lohan remind you of?

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Franco Rogen Bound 2 Remix

November 25th, 2013 | Posted by Sarah in Humor - (0 Comments)

I’d really like to entitle this, ‘Still better than Kanye.’ I’ve seen Youtubers make a better video than this one from Yeezy or Weezy or Sudafed or whatever his nickname is. James Franco as Kanye is perfect with a capital P. I actually think Seth Rogen makes a sexier Kim Kardashian, hair flip and all.

This takes me back to Freaks and Geeks days. Bonus points if you can keep a straight face.

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Is It Thanksgiving Yet?

November 18th, 2013 | Posted by Sarah in YouTube Videos - (0 Comments)

Duffy explains why he hates Halloween but loves Thanksgiving. It might just have something to do with that girly crown.

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Duffy. Brought to you daily. (Mostly.) You’re welcome.
Go Home, Duffy, You’re Drunk!
Sometimes, you have to know when you’ve crossed the line. Duffy is still working on identifying said line.

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Happy Wednesday

November 13th, 2013 | Posted by Sarah in Humor - (0 Comments)

There is a whole hour left for me to get this in. While most of these girls idolize smiley Miley, Wednesday Adams was one my personal favorite growing up. Happy Wednesday!

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The Daily Duffy: Someone Send Help

October 22nd, 2013 | Posted by Sarah in The Daily Duffy - (0 Comments)

Duffy. Brought to you daily. (Mostly.) You’re welcome.

Someone. Send. Help.

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Duffy. Brought to you daily. (Mostly.) You’re welcome.

I want you to draw me- like one of your French girls…

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The Daily Duffy: Just Divine

September 16th, 2013 | Posted by Sarah in The Daily Duffy - (0 Comments)

Duffy. Brought to you daily. You’re welcome. Now the maid named Sarah needs to clean up. Chop-chop!

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