For you drunk party animals, this one’s for you. May your 2015 be as epic as Richard Simmons’ jazz hands.
It’s Thanksgiving time and I was promised PIE! Where is my PIE?! Did someone steal my pie? Is there some kind of epidemic? Is it stuck in the chimney? Find out on this episode of Dragon Ball Z! Happy Thanksgiving! What food did the Great Turkey bring you?
“We are not, nor have ever been, amused by that jackass, jack-o-lantern.”
No one loves a good love letter more than Duffy Dean. Without further, adieu, here are some gems penned by Jim.