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PinWheel Procrastination: Whole Foods Parking Lot Meets The Jersey Floor

by Sarah

 

 

 

And you thought Friday mornings couldn’t get any better!

 

★ Another reason we’re running out of IPV4 addresses, blame it on Tumbrl.

★ The Facebook exodus! See above reference for where we’re all headed.

★ Apple didn’t beat Microsoft, Robbie Bach Did. Another brain behind the fruit.

★ Go the F**** to sleep. The real language you want to use when begging children to go to bed.

★ The news story advertisement heard around the world.

★ When Cult of Mac attacks.

★ Major win for Jaime Oliver versus Los Angeles School District. Chocolate milk does not come from chocolate cows.

★ School’s cutting back on homework? Makes sense, less work for the teachers!

★ Finally, a rap song about the realness of Wholefoods.

 

★The only version of Jersey Shore worth watching, courtesy of Jimmy Fallon.

 

★ This is how to give a commencement speech no one will sleep through.

 

★ Reese Witherspoon preaches the gospel at the MTV Movie Awards. I am formally submitting my name for president of her fan club.