PinWheel Procrastination: The Muppets Run the World
And you thought Friday mornings couldn’t get any better!
★ So we don’t die when we enter a blackhole and we don’t travel to a parallel universes? Thanks alot, Stephen Hawkings!
★ Guess who the highest paid man in Hollywood? If you said Spielberg, you’re dead wrong.
★ The world’s most frivolous lawsuit. Personal responsibility is dead.
★ Nasa finds Tatooine! Who else want to go? (Raises hand.)
★ Microsoft and Apple both want Flash off their mobile platforms. My advice: build the hardware to support it!
★ New Jersey has one of the highest property tax rates in America and they’re NOT taxing Snooki?!? You won’t find me buying a house there.
★ Facebook is copying Twitter. I told you Twitter was the hotter club!
★ My GetGlue stickers have arrived!
★ Did you download Windows 8? Seems like all of us nerds did!
★ No, Twitter, no- our President is not similar to 50 Cent!
★ Miss Piggy is the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
★ The Muppets make a music video!
★ This newsanchor and I share the same opinion about the Kardashians.
★ Reporter goes on a rant during Hurricane Irene. Funniest-Newscast-Ever.