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PinWheel Procrastination: The Muppets Run the World

 

And you thought Friday mornings couldn’t get any better!

 

★ So we don’t die when we enter a blackhole and we don’t travel to a parallel universes? Thanks alot, Stephen Hawkings!

★ Guess who the highest paid man in Hollywood? If you said Spielberg, you’re dead wrong.

★ The world’s most frivolous lawsuit. Personal responsibility is dead.

★ Nasa finds Tatooine! Who else want to go? (Raises hand.)

★ Microsoft and Apple both want Flash off their mobile platforms. My advice: build the hardware to support it!

★ New Jersey has one of the highest property tax rates in America and they’re NOT taxing Snooki?!? You won’t find me buying a house there.

Facebook is copying Twitter. I told you Twitter was the hotter club!

★ My GetGlue stickers have arrived!
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★ Did you download Windows 8? Seems like all of us nerds did!

 

★ No, Twitter, no- our President is not similar to 50 Cent!

 

★ Miss Piggy is the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

 

★ The Muppets make a music video!

 

★ This newsanchor and I share the same opinion about the Kardashians.

 

★ Reporter goes on a rant during Hurricane Irene. Funniest-Newscast-Ever.