Fuzzball Responds to Twitter
Why are you allowed to tweet?
You’re too young to use the hastag real talk, but I’m very happy you’ll soon crush Beiber.
Ah, the good old days. Now everyone is too busy hating each other on Facebook.
Amen.
Does anyone know who she is even talking about? Nope me either.
An apostrophe, space bar, and capital letters would all be nice.
You’re…still…tweeting.
Wait- here comes the bottle!
Or, more accurately, reason #1 why you don’t have a girlfriend.