Florida Reporters Decide They Love, Hate Dolphins
The Indian girl is mad.
“I just think they should pick a side of the fence and sit on it for more than an hour.”
The Buffalo Bills play the Miami Dolphins in what may come down to a crucial playoff point.
“Before the game, they already started criticizing the Dolphins line-up. If Tannehill sneezes tonight, the Palm Beach Post will be writing his obituary.”
Quarterback, Ryan Tannehill, did end up fumbling the ball in the first half while on the 20 yard line, giving up a chance for a score.
“Oh, just you wait,” the Indian girl says. “No game is flawless and they’ll start with the annoying that’s-so-Dolphins. Like, shut up, please.”
Tannehill tries Wallace on a deep ball. You know what happened.
— Tim Reynolds (@ByTimReynolds) November 14, 2014
Her tone has taken on a valley girl nuisance, highlighting her annoyance.
Case in point, the tweets below show messages directly before and after Dolphins plays. The severity of the reporter’s bipolar has not yet been determined.
"Here, Mr. Tannehill, have the first down." "Nah, I'm cool."
— Adam Beasley (@AdamHBeasley) November 14, 2014
And he nailed it.
— Adam Beasley (@AdamHBeasley) November 14, 2014
“I get they’re annoyed. We feel like we’re so close to winning something this year, but jokes are for laymans’ Twitter. Why don’t they analyze something? The offensive line broke down and Tannehill scrambled and loss the ball. He could’ve ran later for a first down, but after the fumble, he didn’t want to leave the pocket. Our defense gets drained because our offense can’t convert.”
To be fair, her conversation showed more depth than anything sent from sports writer tonight.
“Maybe (on Twitter), the media are just trying to be funny?” The reporter wondered.
“Gosh, I hope not! They’re really bad at it. Also, I’m out of curried devil eggs and that makes me sad. Not as sad as their wanna-be jokes, but sad all the same.”
I ate all my curried deviled eggs on that #Dolphins drive. #StrongerTogether #AndFull #BUFvsMIA #GoDolphins!! #3
— SARAH RAMSINGH (@SarahRamsingh) November 14, 2014
“Plus the incidents after the safety didn’t help things.”
“No, but I stand by my tweet.”
Safety!!!! > Anything that happened after. #GoDolphins! #StrongerTogether #BUFvsMIA
— SARAH RAMSINGH (@SarahRamsingh) November 14, 2014
“Also the ball cleared the plane before his knee was down. For all the blind reports and citizens of Buffalo,” she has the picture to prove it.