As promised, I have set myself on fire. It was nice knowing you. Please tell the 2016 Dolphins that I wish them the best of luck but I will not be watching from hell. Some things are just too stressful.

Tell Dan Campbell that he should’ve dumped Lazor and Zack Taylor. Tell the city of Miami to give Stephen Ross another tax break. He deserves it. But most importantly, tell the team to apologize to every Dolphin fan that spend real money on hundred dollar shirts, seventy-five dollars seats, and ten dollar nachos.

All down the drain.