That time I learned what Lesbian tennis is.
This guy posted this comment online describing Macintosh computers. I’ve always said, leave the overpriced nonsense to the hipsters. Go forth, my smart ones, and build thy own pc with Linux. Amen.
These two are so damn cute! Why don’t they have a reality show?! E! or Bravo needs to get on it. They are super sweet like a box of candy canes. What I learned from this video: marry someone you can laugh with, marry someone who is your best friend, and marriage is fifty-fifty…
Cut, print, shoot! My one take! I give you all a little hangover story because I have a problem with the liquor. Let me know your hangover cures!
Duffy scoping out his new hoochie mamas. Can’t say that I blame him. We fancy.
I was one of those people that swore they would never read digitally. Pfft. I spend enough time online and reading with an LCD. When I want to read, I want to escape to the olden days of paper and no batteries required. Or so I thought.
I know what you’re thinking. The only type of literature- and I use that word figuratively, when conjuring up thoughts of Lindsay Lohan, is that trashy aisle at the supermarket. Bare with me for a second- after all I have an article to write. What if she was a book?
Maybe today is your birthday, maybe next week is your birthday, maybe you don’t celebrate birthday. Either way, wanna hear me say birthday about forty times unnecessarily? Of course you do- and a very happy unbirthday, possible birthday to you!
This is the type of Vogueing I can get on board with. My only issue is, Franco’s hands. I mean, dude…
This is the best earthquake announcement I have ever seen in my entire life. Am I going to hell for laughing at this? I hope not. His face, his face is beyond priceless.