08′ #Celtics, 91′ Bulls, 03′ Spurs. 09′ Lakers= Championship basketball. This year was street ball.
Thank YOU Draymond Green. No matter what happens that foul was beautiful. Warriors lived and died by that 3.
If the Warriors would just drive to the basket. Just try. This three ball. All the time. Sprinkle it in.
Steph Curry is half the size of the Lebron, Thompson. Watch him run defense on them. Bow down to Steph Curry. Bow down, ye peasants of Cleveland!
God don’t like ugly, Iman Shumpert. To quote the great Nene Leaks, “You never win when you play dirty.”
Cavs still haven’t figured out that those cheap body block only work in the Midwest. Welcome to the west coast.
Lebron’s not a great defender at steals, he’s just bigger than everybody. (Not smarter, bigger.)
I still hate perimeter ball but this is Warriors ball. They have to live and die bye it. If not in Game 7 then when?
There awful perimeter shooting will doom my heart but let them play 3 ball. This is Warriors ball. Let them do it in game 7. Be you.
Nothing says happy Monday like someone pretending to post accomplishments that are goodbye Cleveland and hello L.A.
Here. Comes. Crazy.
Not, not gay-fish Kanye.
With his abbreviated pronouns and blatant disregard for tenses, Lebron makes The-Emperor-Has-No-Clothes-Kardashian, look sane.
The tweet was for me, you, Kyrie, Kevin Love, Dan Gilbert, Kobe Byrant, Michelle Obama, and everyone that isn’t Dwayne Wade and Samsung.
Lebron fans better start saving for those new jerseys.
Have you ever wondered what else lurks inside Donald Trump’s head? Somewhere stuffed between hiding Ivanka’s divorce settlement to wishing he was Mexico richest man, the depths of crazy lies. Just think of all the rage and jibbersih that has yet to be strung together in fragmented sentences. The truth is, only Oprah knows.
As promised, I have set myself on fire. It was nice knowing you. Please tell the 2016 Dolphins that I wish them the best of luck but I will not be watching from hell. Some things are just too stressful.
Tell Dan Campbell that he should’ve dumped Lazor and Zack Taylor. Tell the city of Miami to give Stephen Ross another tax break. He deserves it. But most importantly, tell the team to apologize to every Dolphin fan that spend real money on hundred dollar shirts, seventy-five dollars seats, and ten dollar nachos.
All down the drain.