And you thought
Fridays Thursdays couldn’t get any better!
★ How the media covered that thing called the internet in 1988.
★ Youtube’s music service won’t be born until next year. Everyone wants me to pay for music. Eek.
★ Joe Jonas tells the truth about kid entertainers.
★ There’s an article about how you shouldn’t shoot someone for a parking space- because that’s what society has come to.
★ Moon turnips.
★ The title of this article should be, Let’s Shut Down the Goverment and Wait for the Consequences.
★ The book that haunted me as a child is becoming a movie. Hallelujah!
★ You want water shortages and earthquakes? Then please, endorse fracking.
★ Burrito drones. *Cries tears of joy*
★ Operator: 911 What’s your emergency?
Caller: I need to get to the Genius Bar!
★ There really is an app for everything.
★ Getting trampled for a 29 cent towel. Yes, TOWEL.
★ Another sign that trickle down economics doesn’t work off Wall Street.
★ A list of gadgets that improved this guy’s life. Save your money- read stuff for free on the internet.
★ Analog TV is dead- long live the internet.
★ Now streaming on Netflix.
★ You can’t be fit and fat- so cross that excuse off your list!
★ Disney princesses meet the real world. More depressing than an old school Oprah special.
★ Great spot!
★ Color explained.
★ Can’t we all just stick to alcohol?
★ Hey, Noah, glasses are cool Just like bow ties.
★ Once you go mass transit, you never go back.
★ But the GOP said racism ended?
★ George Clooney still hates Twitter. Another old person hating the internet.
★ Picard sings Let It Snow! Make it so.
★ Parrot vs Dog race. The internet never disappoints.
★ The truth about trademarks.
★ It’s almost 2014 but we’ve still got some strides to make.
★ Amazon drones! Light-years faster than FedEx SmartPost.
★ She’s beautiful, she’s smart, and she’s eloquent. Be afraid, be very very afraid!